Thursday, September 17, 2009

Still Life (guest review by Nathan Loggins)




Roughly the last decade has seen the slow decline of some the biggest names in mainland Chinese cinema. Luminaries of the fifth generation of Chinese cinema like Chen Kaige and Zhang Yimou have abandoned the simplistic and artful styles that made up films like Yellow Earth and The Story of Qiu Ju, and with perhaps an eye to China’s ever-growing foreign markets, have produced glossy, flamboyant period pieces that are nearly as foreign to domestic audiences as they are to those who flock to them in the West. This vacuum in art cinema has been filled by a new generation of directors who have focused their lens on daily life in a county that is marked by upheaval and perpetual social change that stems from breakneck economic development. The name that has received the most recognition as of late is Jia Zhangke, director of Unknown Pleasures, Platform and The World. His most recent feature length production, Still Life, has taken him from the margins of obscurity into the fold of world cinema, for which he received the 2006 Golden Lion Award at the Venice Film Festival.
Shunning any form of adornment, Jia’s films focus on the daily lives of ordinary people in some of the most underdeveloped regions of China. In Platform, a performance troupe-turned-rock band tours the back towns of north central China, finally ending up in the same place they started. The World follows the daily routines of migrant workers at an ambitious theme park in Beijing where famous global landmarks are recreated in miniature form for Chinese tourists. Every film captures the mundane life of those people absorbed in a country changing by the minute, but held just outside the benefits which are purported to follow--an endless waiting for something new or something better. Jia’s films unfold slowly with a deliberate pacing similar to Abbas Kiarostami or Hou Hsiao-hsien, marked by understated gestures and austerity, a far cry from Hero or Curse of the Golden Flowers.
Still Life takes its setting in a small town on the Hubei/Sichuan border, currently under destruction for the massive Three Gorges Dam project, which will bring cleaner energy to thousands more Chinese citizens, but has in the process destroyed innumerable local ecosystems and cultural landmarks, uprooting hundreds, if not thousands, of local residents, the subject of a recent documentary Up the Yangtze. The film opens with the return home of one of the two main characters, Han Sanming, hailing a motor-taxi to his old address, only to find it completely submerged below water. He proceeds to find work with a local demolition crew as he searches for his estranged wife and tries in vain to re-establish contact with his daughter who he hasn’t seen for 16 years. Wandering amid the rubble and chaos is the film’s other protagonist, Shen Hong, who is also looking for her spouse who has been incommunicado for quite some time. Even in the same town, the two’s paths never cross, and when they finally accomplish their missions, the results are anticlimactic at best. In the meantime, they form ephemeral relationships with others amid the disarray that surrounds them. People wander in and out of scenes as in a Fellini movie: a young teenager singing saccharine love songs, a lackluster proprietor of a small prostitution ring, a civil engineer showing off his elaborate light display to a group of businessmen. All the while, there is the noise of sweaty demolition crews toiling in the humid haze, amid fumigators and crews marking new buildings for destruction and projected stages of future water levels.
The scenes that unfold, less like a movie than the titular style of painting, show a section of society crushed under the boot of so-called progress. Air conditioning here is either absent or useless in the sticky climes of southern China. The music emanating from old radios and television sets is from decades past. When not repetitively hacking away with sledgehammers, barely-clad men sit in idle groups, half-heartedly wiping sweat from their faces. There seems to be such a tacit acceptance of the tumult that has marked their otherwise monotonous existence, that no one seems to notice, or care, when a flying saucer wobbles in over the mountains and then exits as nonchalantly as it came, or when a building inexplicably rockets itself off into the hazy skyline. In a world coming slowly undone, these are minor details to be observed and then discarded before moving on to the next routine task.
But it would be too easy to attribute some air of condemnation to Jia’s projects. He never seems to be pointing the finger, or making a value judgment. He merely documents what he sees around him, and does so to aesthetically stunning effect. The subjects and themes may speak to the viewer in any number of ways, but they are, after all, just daily life in a country whose citizens make up over one third of the world’s population.

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Friday, September 4, 2009

Battle Royale



So far, before the night is over, I will have only seen this film once. I saw it shortly after the turn of the millennium in my brothers old apartment in Athens. At the time I was very big into gore driven entertainment in films and I had heard that this one was pretty messy, and it seemed to have a huge following in the underground circuit of Asian cinema on the Internet and from Nathan. I rented it from Vision video and watched it while my brother was out doing his paper route, at least I think that's the job he had at the time but, I could be mistaken. This film had a large impact on me emotionally and possibly because, I was still in high school and I wasn't prepared for such drama to pour out of a such a gore drenched film. I wasn't prepared for such a masterpiece to be laid out in front of me for my viewing pleasure. I didn't find myself intrigued with the amount of blood flow, I was captivated by the great amount of emotion I felt towards the characters in this film no matter how short their role or how little the audience was intended to see of a certain character. I hardly ever read manga but, I'd be willing to read these if I had an easier access to them. I only dare guess how much more story is covered or how much farther the drama is dragged out in the manga the film is based off of. And I'd only start reading manga due to a select few films that I've seen based on several films I'd seen that were originally manga and hopefully get around to reading the original book.

At the dawn of the new millennium, Japan is in a a state of near-collapse. Unemployment is at an all-time high, and violence among the nation's youth is spiraling out of control. With schoolchildren boycotting their classes and physically abusing their teachers, a beleaguered and near-defeated government decides to introduce a radical new measure: the Battle Royale Act Overseen by former teacher Kitano (Beat Takeshii Kitano) and requiring that a randomly chosen school class is taken to a deserted island and forced to fight each other to the death, the Act dictates that only one pupil is allowed to survive the punishment. He or she will return, not as the victor, but as the ultimate proof of the lengths to which the government is prepared to go to curb the tide of juvenile disobedience. Forty-two enter only one will leave and there's no telling what will happen to the other before victory is achieved by that one.

The film is full of dark humor, especially Kitano's character. The simplicity in which he executes his one liners in the film is just genius probably without him even knowing he had just done something incredible. Kitano's character is both ruthless and lovable all at the same intervals and some will hate that more about his character and some will ponder the thought, "He's not that bad of a guy is he?" As for the students morally one would watch this film and admit that not every single student deserves this horrible punishment. The ones that didn't deserve it are quickly knocked off the playing field by either committing suicide or being caught up in the cross fire of someones wrath. Nonetheless, it's a very powerful gripping story. It hurts me to watch these young boys and girls have everything they ever had hopes or memories with one another torn asunder by their friends. Hopes of growing old, living, going to a good school, love, just thrown away in the worst possible way. Whom ever comes out on top of the game will never live with themselves the same way again obviously so why even continue? What could possibly, if at all, keep the spirit of a kid who has just murdered every friend they could have ever made growing up live after that?

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Sunday, August 30, 2009

Haze



At first I thought that I would never see this film because it only came around to festivals and it was on a region pal DVD. But, that's to the wonders of the internet I was able to see it with French subtitles. And because, I'm so incredibly hardcore I watched the 48 minute masterpiece twice. Once, to see it through the whole thing and twice, to translate on an online translator what an idea what the subtitles were saying. I got a pretty good idea. But, I do not doubt my ability any longer to find anything that I'm looking for on the internet. When it comes to obscurities such as a short film by Shinya Tsukamoto I'm going to go after it like a murder case. The quality wasn't bad it was ripped from a European DVD and it was a very relieving goal to check off my list. It only irks me that stuff like this is so hard to see for fans like me. They should at least have it somewhere to maybe pay a dollar to watch it online. It was a difficult task to find a copy of Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! and Drawing Restraint 9 on the web just to watch these films.

A man wakes up to find himself locked in a tiny, cramped concrete room, in which he can barely move. He can't come to remember why he is there and where he came from. He has a large wound which hinders his movement around the corridors to his stomach and is slowly bleeding to death. He begins to explore the narrow confines of his prison and crawls around the maze-like room, only to run into dangerous mouse-like terrain and sees horrible visions of Hell waiting for him at each end of the room. Finally he gives up on the struggle and collapses in exhaustion. Then he begins to remember images from his past. Clinging to these images he creeps forward with the last ounces of his strength and meets a woman in a place that stinks of rotting corpses. The man and the woman both try to recall where they came from, but their memories are so uncertain that they are not even sure they want to return. The man is ready to give up but the woman insists on going forward. Neither of them can imagine the incredible end to the journey.

Not just because it was such a hard film to get a hold of and see and I'm not 100 percent certain what all was said, this was easily one of my favorite Tsukamoto films. The film is horrifying for anyone watching it. Combining all the worst elements you can put into a horror film or a real life situation: Darkness, confusion, bleeding to death, mutilation, grizzly images, claustrophobia, lack of air, not being able to move, indescribable noises. I find it fun to watch a foreign film and not knowing what is said completely and try and guess on my own what's going on. Truth is though, the characters in the film could have said nothing during the entire movie and you would have gotten the idea of what they were thinking or trying to say. Shinya Tsukamoto's 'horror' in his films are similar to the feeling that David Lynch's films give me. When a scare comes into view it stays with me forever and bothers me for hours or even days on end. It's not easy to get some of these images out of your head, and it scares me further to think that someone can think this up but, it's art right? An excruciating film to watch and a well thought out idea from one of the greatest film directors the world is ever going to know.

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Thursday, August 13, 2009

Prepare for Halloween

For those who don't know I'm a big Halloween enthusiast. Before we know it, Halloween will be here so, I'm going to do what I do every year and watch all my old time favorite horror movies since there isn't shit going to be in theaters that's worth a damn to go see. As we all know there are the obvious essentials to watch like, Halloween, Night of the Living Dead, Frankenstein, etc. but, I'm going to pick a few of my favorites and then some I think some may enjoy if they haven't seen them already. So, sit back and let me indulge upon you some that will give you the mood for All Hallow's Eve.

Halloween (1978) & Halloween II (1981)




As Marvin Gaye is to putting the mood for love into people, Halloween is to setting the mood of how fall should feel to an individual. Crisp breeze with a hint of chill in the air. Dead silence only to be interrupted by the the winds rustling of leaves. Not only is it a glorious and immaculate horror movie it also brings back fond memories of how Fall use to be when I was little and there wasn't a moment this film wasn't being viewed during the that time. It was the first movie that scared me no matter how many times of it's viewing. The first film can almost immediately be followed up by it's successor for it follows the immediate story moments after the ending after the first so they go together. Many people think it tacky for these types of film to have so many sequels and the main reason artistically is that figures like Michael, Jason, and Freddy were considered the face of the Boogieman to certain individuals and it immortalizes that saying, "You can't kill the Boogieman." So every year he keeps coming back to get you. But, sadly the ugly truth is that Hollywood is out to make a buck.

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The Monster Squad



This movie seemed like it would be like a Goonies Halloween special. It has a lot of aspects of the Gooniesbut, it's the horror fans Goonies. It has all the nostalgia of being a young horror nerd and all your wildest fantasies of silver screen monsters coming to life. The story is quirky and classic and it has a good flow to it without rushing through the film. Seeing all the classics on one screen, Dracula, Frankenstein, the Mummy, the Creacture from the Black Lagoon (a.k.a. Gilman), and the Wolfman (whom has nards) is an instant attraction so there are five different ways to enjoy the movie for fans of any one of them. It's not too cartoony to be just for kids and it's not too violent to where kids can't enjoy it to. The film just set of every electrode in my brain and set my imagination on crash courses when I was little. The film may be a little aged but remains one of the cult favorites of the horror genre forever.

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The Blair Witch Project



Scary as fuck if you know how to appreciate it. Also, an epitome Fall film to watch around this time. The dead leaves and the cold ground and then the legend of the Blair Witch. When I was little I would read every book I come across in our school library that was jam packed with short stories of the macabre and occult. And this story reminds me of some of the similar stories I would read from the libraries. It's 'artsy' some said, I never truly thought it to be an art film I got what they were going for. The build up of this film that it was an actual event and on top it was original. I soaked it in as much as I could and then when I finally saw it the effect it had on me was what I'm sure the creators intended to have in store for the viewers. Yes, this is one of the essential things to have during the Fall season along with Type O Negative's October Rust and pumpkin pie.

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Evil Dead II




To be honest this one has never moved from my top five list ever. It's got a good balance of comedy and a good balance of shear horror. Sam Raimi was always good at using noises to their fullest potential to make things the creepiest they could possibly be in the film. The whole bellowing howl that chases Ash around in the movie still haunts me if I'm alone walking in the dark and it alone has kept me from camping anywhere to this day. Sadly, I know that Hollywood is going to get it's cold dead fingers clinched around the throat of this masterpiece and toss it to and fro until they fuck it up. This one will always have a special place in my black rotting heart.

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Frankenstein



After careful investigations over the years I admit that Boris Karloff was the better actor than his rival Bela Lugosi. Though both are amazing Karloff just did a few more roles that were much more interesting and everlasting than Lugosi. Frankenstein is the essential horror story about man attempt to play God and the consequences that follow it. The Gothic tale only becomes more rich with age like a fine wine. It never looses it's spectacle or it's edge. It never wears on originality because it is the original. As well as this it's also good to watch back to back with the Bride of Frankenstein.

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Saturday, August 8, 2009

Hostel II



Up until I heard Eli Roth was doing the the story by Stephen King, Cell, I could actually breathe a sigh of relief that he had come onto the scene. Cabin Fever was an exceptionally good fall back into the horror genre that many had been waiting to come around for a long time, along with, Saw and House of 1000 Corpses things were looking up for horror and I still have high hopes that there will be another plunge. Eli's next indulgence with the genre was with the Hostel filmss. First one was unique and different but, seemed way too much into the torture porn type stuff. The second installment I felt was more entertaining in a way to where I still can't come to the point why I enjoyed it better. It seems like the natural instinct would be I'd like the first one more since I could relate to the guys in the film more with the fucking of girls and their male like conversations about girls. Though the same surrounding around the secret organization that captures young euro-travelers and has people pay top dollar to murder them the characters in part two were more likable to me, well, at least the main character. I guess I have a thing for girls with black hair. When I saw it, it was in theater of course and it could have been with a better crowd. I sat next to some Latina girls that through the entire film when the gory parts would come onto the screen they would mistakenly grab my arm out of freight. And it's a plus they were getting scarred because, it's a nice feeling to see a horror movie and listen to other peoples terror.

If you haven't seen the end of the first one then don't read any further.


The beginning of the film continues after the ending of the first where the main protagonist Paxton (Jay Hernandez) thinks that he has escaped the organization completely but soon there after returning home in his seclusion is decapitated and left to be discovered by his girlfriend in his home. The initial story begins with three art college girls (Beth (Lauren German), Whitney (Bijou Phillips) and Lorna (Heather Matarazzo)) go on on a trip though Scandinavia with a newly meet friend Axelle (Vera Jordanova). The girls arrive at a small spa and the clerk checks them in and uploads their passports onto the organizations database to be bid on. The bids for the girls are jumped on by a hotshot American businessman Todd (Richard Burgi) bids on Whitney and Beth for himself and his passive best friend and brother Stuart (Roger Bart). Stuart is resentful towards the whole idea of killing someone but, Todd leads him on that it's a new experience in which they haven't done before and that he doesn't want to go through alone. Todd, eventually convinces Stuart to do it and they fly to Scandinavia to fulfill their contract.

As with all horror films it got mixed reviews with critical reception. All in all it's a blast to watch for old veterans for the horror genre because of the three B's. Blood, Babes, and Boobs. Which I think the first one had more of but, again this one had a little bit more development. And interesting thing is that as with the last one having a cameo of the infamous Takashi Miike as one of the clients to the murderous organization, this one features one by Ruggero Deodato the director of the most controversial film ever made, Cannibal Holocaust. Coincidentally, of course, he plays a client who enjoys eating the flesh of his victims in a fine dinner like matter while the poor bastards still alive. This recurring usage of brutal film directors in Eli Roth's Hostel's, if they are to make a third one, will be something I look forward to for years to come.

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Thursday, July 30, 2009

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button



This is truly a film for ages to come. This film echoes aspects which remind me of Big Fish in the sense of living life to it's fullest despite circumstances which may hold people at bay. It's whimsical and touching all in one you don't see very good fantasy's like this a lot, especially ones that adults can enjoy. It strays a good way from the short story by F. Scott Fitzgerald but, only natural when it comes to Hollywood. It's almost like it's a whole different story though but, based on the idea of Benjamin Button. It would have been ruined if they'd go the approach they did with A Prayer for Owen Meanie when they made the film Simon Birch (a true shit film). But, it's nice to see how they related the story to actual events in history and not bending the truth around what happened in real life around the story to where it's inaccurate. This film is the good outcome of very hard work.

Our story starts with an elderly woman lying in a hospital bed during her final hours on our plain with her beloved daughter by her side. The old woman recollects a story about a blind watch maker whom lost his son in WWI and made a clock that ran backwards in honor that all the boys lost in the war may return home to reclaim their lost time one day. At the dying woman's request she asks her daughter Caroline (Julia Ormond) to read a diary out loud to her that belonged to a man named, Benjamin Button (Brad Pitt). The story starts with the birth of Benjamin Button in New Orleans during the end of WWI. His mother dies giving birth and his father is horrified by the deformity that is his son and runs out into the crowded streets and leaves him at a house where A lady named Queenie (Taraji P. Henson) finds him on the steps and becomes his mother. That same night they discover that Benjamin was born into the body of an old 80 year old man and wasn't expected to live very long. Years passed and Benjamin aged younger and strong with every day that goes by. Growing up Benjamin meets many people in his life that bend and curve his life in more ways than one and helps shape him into the man he one day becomes. One Sunday at his home at the retirement home where he was found he meets the love of his life Daisy Fuller (later portrayed as, Kate Blanchett). At age eighteen Benjamin leaves home to join a tug boat that journeys around the world and from there starts his adventure called, life.

It's a breathe of fresh air that this films CGI isn't too unbelievable. They used it where necessary and only to certain limitations. Probably the biggest noticeable flaw in the film that always seems to twinge my nerve is little Daisy age 6. They dub her voice over with a unquestionably noticeable older woman's voice in order to make her sound more Southern/Cajun. The climax of the film is following Benjamin through his rare and odd deformity becoming younger with each year and finally inevitably into a young boy all over again. His mind dwindling back into the mind of a small child as we see elderly people resort to child like behavior. The final thoughts written down in Benjamin's journal are the most penetrating to me him reflecting on all the people that shaped him in his life and their uniqueness about them that helped make him appreciate and love them to their fullest potential. Like the character Ms. Maple in the film said, that he claimed helped shape him the most in the film that give him some of the best advice he'd ever been given, "Benjamin, we're meant to lose the people we love. How else would we know how important they are to us?" That is a very powerful statement that swells and compresses throughout the entire film and is a statement I understand in my own life.

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2001: A Space Odyssey



Celestial, astronomical, so incredibly conceived it tears heaven itself asunder. Quite possibly the most magnificent science fiction film ever made. A Van Gogh in motion. Anyone who's seen it and appreciates it can't say enough good things about it. You could start a whole semester long class dedicated to the understanding, conception, and shear theory behind the story. I find it sad that it can't catch people immediate attention. I admit at first I would fall asleep during the film in my first viewings on account every time I seemed to watch it would be late at night. Now during every viewing it seems to fly by despite it's two and a half hour long stretch. To recognize it's natural beauty you would have to, as with every other film, experience it in the theater. Luckily, my associate and friend Martin informed me that the Fox Theater in Atlanta was showing it. I couldn't have spent my money better. Everything seemed as though it was twice illuminated with life. The film seems so quite on a television screen but, on the big screen I have to admit the silence is very well deafening. My favorite part of seeing it in theater is during the intermission, well, I got to take the intermission experience.

The film start out with immediate confusion. Director Stanley Kubrick begins the film with with a blank screen with classic orchestra playing over the blank screen. My interpretation of this is that it was the idea that in the beginning of the universe there was nothing. Though he skipped the theory of the Big Bang I still believe that's what he was implying but, could totally be wrong. At the dawning of mankind when the world is ruled by apes, one particular clan of apes discovers a mysterious rectangular monolith near their cave, which imparts upon them the knowledge of tool use, and enables them to evolve into men. We flash fowards to 2001 A.D. where reports of a monolithic figure has been discovered on the moon, and is determined to have come from an area near Jupiter. Astronaut David Bowman (Keir Dullea), along with four companions, sets off for Jupiter on a spaceship controlled by a super computer code named, HAL 9000. HAL is a revolutionary computer system that is every bit mankind's equal, and perhaps his superior. When HAL endangers the crew's lives for the sake of the mission, Bowman will have to first overcome the computer, then travel to the birthplace of the monolith where he meets the eternal infinite face to face.

There are limitless one ups to this film the first is the fact that Kubrick got the author of the novel, Arthur C. Clarke, to write the screenplay to the film. Which is good to know that the author was alright with the film, he trusted Kubrick and we can all agree he put his work into good hands. Every frame that whirls by on screen is a piece of art. The stillness on screen is the most accurate depiction of space of it's time. And for 1968 it's still extremely accurate. Kubrick researched with actual NASA scientists working on the moon landing mission in 1969. The camera work and set designs are something to drive a inexperienced filmmaker bonkers on screen. Rotating sets, anti-gravity, stunning images all capturing the glory and mystery of outer space.

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Friday, July 17, 2009

Deepthroat



You can't find this anywhere, unless you download it on a torrent or a .rar file. I don't even think this film will see the light of day. It's only an hour and I had no other real purpose of watching it than to watch the first porno ever to hit the big screen. After, watching this is good to watch the footnote film Inside Deepthroat and see why many considered this film a very important advancement in American film. John Waters described buying a ticket to the film during it's original release as, "it turned buying a ticket into an act of revolution." What corporate and 'descent' America sees as a stain on the American society of pureness was a multi-million dollar phenomenon. The film was removed from screen out of indecency, the filmmakers and actors arrested. Though this would not be the only time in history for this to happen for example the film, Cannibal Holocaust, it was one of the first major known film to be removed. Off the top of my head the only one before this one that I can even guess was removed was Birth of Nation but, I doubt that statement after claiming it. It was the golden step to a long staircase into the American pornography film industry and a large step into the continuation of underground rebel cinema.

A sexually frustrated woman, Linda Loveless (Linda Loveless), asks her friend, Helen (Dolly Sharp), for advice on how to achieve an orgasm. Linda says she feels 'tingles' all over but, has never experienced an orgasm to it's fullest potential. Helen decides to throw a sex party for her friend to see if her pleasures can be finally be fulfilled possibly by trying different men. After the party provides no help, Helen recommends that Linda visit a doctor (Harry Reems). The doctor discovers that Linda's clitoris is located in her throat after an examination. The two then perform oral sex where Linda finally achieves an orgasm and wants to marry the doctor but, the doctor denies for his dick is too wore out to handle anymore deepthroating. She then goes on to work as a therapist for the doctor and performs a particular technique of oral sex - thereafter known as "deep throat" - on various men, until she finds the one to marry.

The 61 minute film is intended to be humorous with highly tongue in cheek dialogues and songs; fireworks going off and bells ringing during orgasm as well as, rocket ships shooting off during climax. The film is short lived but memorable. Some say it's immoral I say it's a rebellion against modern censorship and an underdog of the modern film world. Maybe a remake will come into view Lindsay Lohan in the lead role. Oh, dream I may but, happen it never will.

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Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan



This film was a blast, all the way from the beginning all the way to the end. I had first seen it when I took an old friend named, Kelsea, out on what wasn't neither an outing nor a date. I don't know what it was. None the less, she didn't want to go see it out of respect for her friend Sabila. I talked her into it because, she had a vague interest and had heard it was pretty good. We went to Gainesville to see it and ate Quizno's and ventured into the odyssey that is the World of Sacha Baron Cohen. Never before has a movie made me laugh so hard. I laughed until I was coughing, and my ribs hurt from over exertion, my cheeks were sticky with dried tears, the same for Kelsea. I hold this film as one of the funniest films ever, up with, Love and Death, The Big Lebowski, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, A Shot in the Dark, and Blazing Saddles.

Sacha Baron Cohen, stars as his character from his old sketch comedy show, The Ali G Show, named Borat Sagdiyev. Borat is a reporter nominated for several award in his home country of Kazakhstan who is sent over by his agency to do a special report on the country of America to see why they're so successful and then bring the glory back to Kazakhstan. Borat is accompanied by his colleague, Azamat Bagatov (Ken Davitian) who is in charge of managing the on the road show and coordinator of where Borat will be reporting. After arrival in New York City, the first few reports prove unsuccessful Borat is discouraged in and is sitting in his hotel room watching American television. Upon it an episode of Baywatch comes on and he sees the star, Pamela Anderson. Borat instantly falls in love and learns that she lives in California and convinces his partner Azamat to take the show on the road so he can secretly come in contact with her so that he can marry her.

The movie is an amazing exploration of all the stupid shit that makes America so embarrassing to live in. Sure, we have our proud moments but, as of lately not a whole bunch and Borat takes those and cuts them open with a surgical knife and tosses all the organs around for those who've forgotten what we're made out of nowadays. One of my personal favorites is the stunt he does where he sings the national anthem at a rodeo in Texas and meets the owner of it. That's a 100% Texan for you, anti-everything non-Christian American. If anything that man deserved a punch in the chin with a quick thrust in the penis from a swift right heel. Ignorance is no where near bliss and this ignorance is very common to come across in America. I guess that's our biggest downfall as a country is our ignorance. I wonder what it is in our blood that makes us so intolerable to reason or common sense. A majority of Americans are not open to new things and they make other peoples personal lives a huge mishap on their lives. It's not worth it to make such a big deal that two men in love when you only have your one and only life to live. So, on top of being funny as hell, it's sort of a well hidden exposure of our beautiful country. Upon the recent release of Cohen's next dive into major film, Brüno, I much prefer Borat. It seems much more controversial and much more diverse. Borat didn't leave anything untouched or sacred he attacked all the habitats were use to today.

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Thursday, July 9, 2009

Burn After Reading



The film after the Coen Brothers masterpiece No Country for Old Men, that didn't sit to well with people for some reason. Sadly, it's highly underrated but, only because it came after that monolith of a film that it did. You don't see films like Burn After Reading anymore. It's classic Spy vs. Spy type plot only it's the biggest spoof film of the genre, ever. It's a bunch of normal civilians running around playing espionage and the CIA isn't even involved. This just proves that the Coen Brothers are ready to make whatever film they want whenever they want. People were so anticipating something as incredible as No Country for Old Men but, good God, have people for gotten their list of films and the pattern in which they flow? Blood Simple, Raising Arizona, Miller's Crossing, Barton Fink, Fargo, The Big Lebowski, O Brother Where Art Thou?, The Man Who Wasn't There, Intolerable Cruelty, The Ladykillers, No Country for Old Men, and now Burn After Reading. Can you kind of see the pattern? If you don't you aren't a Coen Brothers fan.

The story follows a group of people loosely related to one another in some connection other than they live in the Washington D.C. area. Osbourne Cox (John Malkovich), is a newly unemployed American from his position at the CIA who denies to admit he was fired to his wife Katie (Tilda Swinton). Harry Pfarrer (George Clooney), is a married Treasury agent who brags about having the license to carry a gun but has never had to fire it in his years of being with the Treasury who is having an affair with Osbourne's wife Katie. Harry leads an additional life to his job, and affair, and meets ladies online through online dating websites. Through this he meets a middle aged woman named, Linda Litzke (Frances McDormand), who works at a local gym. Linda is looking to reinvent her self through cosmetic surgery so she can feel young again and find that special someone to feel complete again. While at work her friend and fellow co-worker, Chad Feldheimer (Brad Pitt), find a disk in the Hardbodies ladies locker room in which they believe contains valuable information into CIA secrets. A name is found among the disk's gibberish, Osbourne Cox. They decide to hold the disk ransom so that the two can get money for Linda's surgery. After that shit hits the fan.

Forty years from now this film will be regarded as a cult classic. That's at least my prediction of course, I can see to where it wouldn't become one but, I have hope that it will. Sure it flew under the radar but, it just adds on to the deck of wild cards the Coen Brothers have up their sleeves. The characters crash into one another like waves in the ocean to create a climactic unfold to a very serious but, unfortunate turn of events. If I had to highlight any single thing in this film I'd say it was a triumph for John Malkovich. This is the best thing that I believe he's done possibly since Being John Malkovich, and in the same year he was cast in the Clint Eastwood film along side Angelina Jolie in The Changeling. I'm sure a lot of people were undermined by the usage of Brad Pitt in the film but, hey, it proves to me that Brad Pitt can be funny as well as, serious.

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Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!



Once...Twice...Three times a lady. It has been years, upon years that I've been trying to see this film. It's hard to find a legit copy and I found a site called Veoh that someone had uploaded it on there. I risked getting a trojan on my old Dell computer just to watch it but, I got to see it. White Zombie used a few samples from this film in the album, La Sexorcisto Devil Music: Vol. 1 which I guess got a big interest for a lot of people in the film unless you were fans of Herschell Gordon-Lewis already. It's just an exploitation film much like any other but, this one didn't get a big run around the theater circuit in it's time and was soon forgotten and sought as one of Russ Meyers best works.

Three thrill-seeking go-go dancers (Billie (Lori Williams), Rosie (Haji), and their leader, Varla (Tura Satana)) encounter a young couple in the desert while drag racing. The three challenge the boyfriend (Ray Barlow) to a race and as the boyfriend is winning, Varla cuts him off nearly wrecking him. They all get into a skirmish about foul play and Varla begins to attack the boyfriend. After killing the boyfriend with her bare hands, Varla and he girls drug, bind, gag and kidnap his girlfriend, Linda (Susan Bernard). On a desolate highway, the four stop at a gas station, where they see an old man (Stuart Lancaster) and his muscular, dimwitted son, known as the Vegetable (Dennis Busch). The gas station attendant (Mickey Foxx) tells the women that the old man and his two sons live on a decrepit ranch with a hidden cache of money. Intrigued, Varla hatches a scheme to rob the lecherous old man, who is confined to a wheelchair.

The first immediate thing about this film that is most distinguishable is that the women are hot as fuck. Especially for that time. Much more than most of the women in Orgy of the Dead or She Devils on Wheels or even Switchblade Sisters. The film is the ultimate fetish for lovers of violence, girls, and fast cars. Very entertaining film and it fits in among the top of the 'B' class genre of film making and a major imprint on the grindhouse line ups of the 60s. Unlike the long dismay that some other films that of this stature leave you with feeling drowsy or unfulfilled this one pops your cherry everytime.

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Thursday, July 2, 2009

Carnival of Souls



Part of the list of public domain films that are unwanted by production companies and government alike, this film is among one of the best in that whole pile of 'rejects' of the film world. This is typically one of the films you see lying around in a bargain bin in a department store on Halloween. But, it is true there is always a few gems in that pile of rubble. It was one of the films featured on a DVD collection disk along with Attack of the Giant Leeches, The Bat, and BLoody Pit of Horror, I think. It didn't sound as if it would stand out from the others or not so I just watched them all in order and ended up enjoying it the most.

Following up from a tragic car accident, Mary Henry (Candace Hilligoss), moves to Salt Lake City to be an organist for the local church. Mary is strangely attracted to this old abandoned carnival that sits on the outskirts of town. Driving to town as she passes the pavilion to be stopped by this ghoulish figure (The Man, played by director Herk Harvey) who has his eyes totally fixated on her. This figure becomes the main protagonist in the woman's life as he constantly keeps reappearing at any given moment in her reflection and gradually doesn't confine itself to reflection but manifests into plain view. Her emotions fling from one to another having control over the situation being dismissive of anything supernatural and at other times frightened of the unknown and looks at a scientific possibility to the matter. All while the carnival sets within the twilight and beckons at her to come.

Like any film of it's time it's easy to point out film flaws of continuity, repetitiveness, or jumps in film cuts but, it's a truly brilliant piece of work. It's a great classic for the month of October along with hundreds of other essentials for the occasion. The film is all about atmosphere, the whole eerie and macabre presence the film emits from the screen is piercing and just something to cringe about it's so creepy. The ghouls that are depicted in the film have sort of a Gothic sense to them in means of scare factor, meaning it's not a lot of over the top horror it's more or less just a very strange type film that gives you the willies. Worthy enough to get a Criterion release believe it or not, the film is a cult classic and for good reason. I'd recommend it to anyone who is a fan of older horror films. Oh, and by the way, Legend released a color version of the film, fuck that, this film was meant for the black and white medium.

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The Dark Knight



Does this film really need an introduction? Seeing the trailer for the first time of this film was the same reaction as everyone else, "Holy fucking shit!" The thing that I find most shocking is that when I first saw the trailer for Batman Begins I wasn't as exciting as seeing this one. It was just executed so magnificently. The first one was really good but, this film was like dynamite fishing. Batman has always been a dark story very grim. Burton's two versions of the film were very dark and very Tim Burton-ish. They were cartoony and had their own type of dark style to them. Still extraordinary films but, there has always been that demon lying underneath the skin of Batman's story just waiting to be exorcised into the natural world. Christopher Nolan has done the best job I think anyone has done to the story of Batman outside the graphic novels they're loosely based on. The fact that this film was coming out just made you look forward to something in life if you had nothing to look forward to. And sadly, it was the zenith of actor Heath Ledger's short career due to his overdose. Heath had just done Brokeback Mountain and I' Not There even was to be in the new Terry Gilliam film, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus. This film was a phenomenon among films everywhere and the perfect super hero film and nothing I believe will ever have the ability to out do it for a long, long time to come.

Unwanted vigilante Batman, secret identity billionaire Bruce Wayne (Christian Bale) lurks the streets of Gotham City preying on the corrupt, wicked, and evil that run rampant in the city. Since his last escapade, Batman has been on the trail of of a new menace to the society known only as the Joker (Heath Ledger), who has been stealing millions of dollars from the Gotham City mobsters. Mean while a new District Attorney, Harvey Dent (Aaron Eckhart) has partnered up with Detective Gordon (Gary Oldman), to bring down the crime rampage in the city by means of court justice. The Joker begins a series of of pre-emptive strikes against Dent, Gordon, and Batman in means to set up more devastating chaotic means of mayhem to unleash upon the city. While Batman deals with the weight load of Gotham's future on his shoulders, Bruce Wayne has to deal with Wayne Enterprises whom he's left in charges of Lucius Fox (Morgan Freeman) the new relationship between Rachel (Maggie Gyllenhaal) and her new boyfriend, Harvey Dent. Bruce seeks moral help from his friend and butler, Alfred (Michael Caine) on both Bruce Wayne situations and Batman's. Struggling with both life styles between being Batman and Bruce Wayne, Wayne is forced into endless fiasco's which lead him to have to come to many life alternating decisions in life which could cost him the life of others or his own.

The film was nothing short of perfect. Well developed story line, well thought out. Marvellous acting, eye popping action sequences, minimal CGI, amazing cinematography, all around ideal film. There wasn't a boring moment in the entire episode and it didn't try to cram so much into one two hour and thirty minute reel of film. Every moment of it was executed to make every second last a lifetime. The film got a lot of criticism from the typical soccer type mother with the typical complaints about it being too violent for their little children. This isn't your Adam West Batman, they should know. But, what's a film without a little criticism? The case of the film being too violent wasn't held onto long because of the huge box office that the film raked in. And regardless adults and kids enjoyed it both equally. The story was compelling enough to not bore someone of an older age and exciting enough to keep the attention of a little child glued to the screen (as if that's hard nowadays). The film tackled the the classic issue in the super hero tale of choosing which side to be. Bruce must choose his life as Batman or Bruce Wayne and in truth it should never really become a definite decision. But, at least that struggle remained a constant factor throughout the entire length of the film. It has little plot thickening ingredients to make the film more emotional, it let us in on a few secrets that some of the characters will never know in the film so that gives us the feeling that we're now a part of the story line in a way. And who will ever forget that star studded performance by Ledger as the worlds number one villain, the Joker? Cult figure to the max. The ideal villain in any case, wants nothing more than to watch things burn up. No desire, no pleasure, no moral, just sheer chaos. I, as many others, only regret that his character will never be reprised and if reprised will never again be as filling as the performance Ledger did. Sadly, acting legend Jack Nicholson was furious at the fact Ledger was playing the Joker which is saddening since Jack is a giant in the acting world but, I guess Nicholson is known for that behavior as well.

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Sunday, June 28, 2009

Big Fish



A spectacle that I didn't know about until about a week or more after it's initial release. A group of friends and I were talking at the lunch table and everyone was mentioning Big Fish and I had no clue so I asked and they said it was Tim Burton's new film. So, soon there after ward my friend Martin and I, went to see it at the Toccoa Big FishTriple Cinema and when we were in there we ended up being the only ones. Toccoa is a shit hole nowadays for those who are unaware. It was something that I had no idea what it was about, I'm just a fan of Tim Burton so I look forward to seeing anything he does. I liked seeing it with no one else except one person in the room it kind of makes me feel like it's a special screening of the film in a way. Plus, you don't have to hear anyone else's dumb ass comments. I think the last thing Burton had done was the Planet of the Apes remake which looked good but, it wasn't such a good film some had thought. So, I'm sure a lot of people were sort of sceptical towards his next plunge into film. After I finished this film my eyes were wet with joy.

Big Fish is a beautiful film that follows the many tall tales of, Ed Bloom (Albert Finney-Senior, Ewin McGregor-Young), which explains a specific reason as of to why some things are how they now or, how they happened in his own personal perspective. The stories range everywhere from the birth of his son, to the meeting of his wife, to the hundreds of people he had met on his travels, from the time he was growing up, and times during war. His son, Will (Billy Crudup), has listened to his fathers false stories his whole life and for once would like to know 'the truth' for the sheer fact that his father is nearing his final days. The harder Will tries to get the truth from his father, his father stand by is story as the solemnly sworn truth and doesn't back down from his word. Will continues to believe his father is a liar and tries to piece together the truth on his own but, slowly starts to realize the man that his father really was which he never was able to know until now.

The film is my second favorite construction by Burton next to Sweeny Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street. It's a one of the most beautifully thought out story lines from a very unlikely, yet equally imaginative director. The cast ranges all the way from Danny Devito, Steve Buscemi, Jessica Lange, Matthew McGrory, and Helena Bonham Carter. The name is nothing short of a oxymoron to the old saying a fish gets bigger every time you tell the story about how big the fish was and that is the best way to describe the character, Ed Bloom. The man starts telling the tales so much he becomes them. It to me is a gorgeous concept challenging the idea of why does all everything have to be so boring when you tell the story? A story is only as exciting as important it was to you and Ed Bloom made clear that every single moment in life was important and it was as exciting to him as it was to the people that listened to the stories he thought up to go along with them.

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Friday, June 26, 2009

Brazil



I think this was the film ever film to make me feel overly depressed. Primarily because, of the ending that is most well-known out of like three different endings.It made be fear the future and how one day this might be me in that world. It just reflected on me at such a young age (maybe 9) the feeling of what I now know is totalitarianism thrown in with just whacked out science-fiction tale. To me Brazil along with others that came out in the 80s like, Scanners, Toys, Akira, Blade Runner, etc.was one of the greatest times for science-fiction to be released. It was so dark, and morbid, and depressing all roled into one because the story was so far out and full turmoil and the endings were not usually you're usual fairy happy endings. Never. This was a whole new era of science-fiction of it's own and I sort of feel that Terry Gilliam isn't recognized enough for this masterpiece. I dare even challenge whether or not I prefer this over Blade Runner.

In a highly structured and bureaucratic state, the government has installed extreme and highly counter-productive measures for which to track down terrorists. A "bug" in the system mixes up the last name of a terrorist (Tuttle) and an innocent man (ironically enough Buttle). Thus, the wrong man (Buttle) is arrested and killed while Tuttle continues to roam free. Sam Lowry (Jonathan Price), an average man with a mother who "knows people" and is always trying to set her son in a higher ranking position in the government to which he always declines, is assigned to investigate the error. At the same time, Jill Layton (Kim Greist), Buttle's neighbor, is trying to report the mistake to authorities. Due to the extremely inefficient bureaucracy, she finds the process to be very tedious. Meanwhile, Sam, who has been dreaming about Jill, gets sidetracked by his fantasies and ends up also being a victim of the counter productivity of the government. The government soon sees Jill as befriending the terrorist, Buttle, and suspects her of aiding him and makes it the mission to apprehend and kill her. One day, Sam returns home to find that his air-conditioning is broken and he calls for Central Service to come and fix it. The terrorist, Archibald 'Harry' Tuttle (Robert De Niro), intercepts his call and comes and installs a type of device that messes with the governments bug devices and befriends Sam.

The worlds technology is by far a spectacle of retro 70s technology just a way more grimier. It's almost as if the entire film was set up to be a sort of slap stick cartoon. The comedy in the film is very open despite the depressing atmosphere in which it is surrounded by. I suppose that this film wouldn't be as depressing as, Dark City, per say but, it has it's moments. The the idea of the government surrounding you and your own family is far past caring about your own personal concern or feelings is awful. It's such a beautiful balance though between the harsh truth of reality, and the limitless extent of imagination that lies within the head of Sam. It's like Terry Gilliam was trying to tell us no matter what happens with the world in the future the one place they can never control us at is in our minds. That, that is what holds us so unique to everyone else in the world.

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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Taxi Driver



This film kicked me in my teeth. It's one of the only films I've seen where a on the edge psychopath is the hero and is actually awarded for it. First of all, the whole film is simply psychotic. Even with the cameo of director Martin Scorsese following his wife to her lovers home and talking to Robert De Niro about putting a gun in her pussy and pulling the trigger. It was a gritty film with a lot of recognition. The whole story, all the characters seem as if they came from rust on the bottom of a toilet. I first saw this film back in high school and again it's one of those that you have to get around seeing before you get out of high school and afterwards it becomes the one that you want to get around seeing again but, never can find the time. I'm glad that this film was made and in a way saddened that this film didn't get an Oscar just more proud that it was recognized at all. This film has the a extraordinary story and it's seems like something you'd see in an old grindhouse type of feature show. And a lot of those types of films a gems in the film world but, go unrecognised, so it's good to see something so brutal and dark get a thumbs up from a lot of people.

Robert De Niro plays a mentally unstable Vietnam war veteran named, Travis Bickle, who was discharged from the service honorably. Travis drives a taxi cab during the night, due to insomnia, in the mean streets of New York City's five boroughs and is a frequent regular at porn theatres in his off time. One day, Travis notices a campaign volunteer named Betsy (Cybill Shepard) and asks her out on a date even though he has never really been on one before. Not knowing what to do he takes her to a Swedish porn in one of his regular theatre picks and Betsy becomes disgusted and walks out. Betsy avoids contact with Travis at all costs and due to all his attempts at redemption he starts to become angry and frustrated. He starts to becomes sickened by all the decaying crime that constantly swarms around him and decides to try and take matter into his own hands. He buys a few guns from an illegal arms dealer and practices threatening gestures in front of his mirror at home and later starts sporting a new Mohawk hair-do. One day a 12 year old prostitute named, Iris (Jodie Foster), jumps into Travis' cab in order to escape her pimp, Sport (Harvey Keitel). Travis fails to drive away and Sport reaches into the cab and grabs Iris out and gives Travis a 20 dollar bill for his troubles. Travis is shocked at his failure to drive away and feels obligated to help her at any costs once he sees her again.

The preparation that De Niro went through to do this role was simply God-like. Studying mental-illness and above all driving a cab in 12 hour shifts around New York so he could get more of that cab driver feel. De Niro has always taken a large preperation in his roles, most notably Raging Bull another Scorsese film. The film in short was a monster to me it was powerful in the form of being set in such a jungle that New York City was portrayed as in the 70s. We learned that the .44 magnum could strike fear into the deepest, darkest, depths of men as the cannon stared it's victim in the face being wielded by a crazed man who has nothing to live for other than to blow the streets filth to smithereens. It was controversial and offensive as many of the films by Scorsese are. Scorsese is not one of my favortie directors but, he has always had the balls do such films as these and that to me is being a renegade when he's able to take a story filled with so much turmoil and turn it into film and send it all the way up to Academy recognition. He isn't afraid to raise the bar at all. To you Scorsese if I wore a hat, I'd tip it to you.

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Saturday, June 20, 2009

Seven Samurai



My brother and I checked this film out from the library when I was still in elementary school I believe. Around that time we had checked a few Asian films out like, The Last Emperor, Ran, and a several others I can't recall. Out of all of them Seven Samurai was the most astonishing. Now that I think about it I absolutely love that film. Seven Samurai and Rashamon are my two favorite Akira Kurosawa works and those are two that I'll forever hold close to me. Seven Samurai is in all fact better than some samurai films that are made even 50 years after the making of it. On top of that it stars a young Toshiro Mifune, along with Takashi Shimura, who are no strangers acting along side one another. Toshiro and Takashi starred in Kurosawa's Drunken Angel a few years before Seven Samurai was filmed. Seven Samurai is the one film that will open anyone up to the samurai genre as it did me.

In 16th century Japan, A village of farmers are terrorized by a group of bandits that constantly return to take their on grown produce so that they may eat leaving the farmers village with nothing. One day the villagers turn to their elder for guidance and he suggests hiring a samurai to teach them how to fight. With nothing but food as payment several of the villagers journey into town to find a samurai willing to help them. When are found and the group seems to have given up hope they run across an older samurai named Kambei (Takashi Shimura) who they spot saving a boy taken hostage by a thief. Kambei listens to the villagers plea, having been turned down by all the rest of the samurai, and joins but, requires they find more ronin to assist them on the task. Kambei and the villagers come across each warrior one by one with different traits to each of them and ask them to join along and leave for the village. While traveling back to the village the group of ronin and villagers are followed by a samurai named, Kikuchiyo (Toshiro Mifune), who refuses to be ignored and despite the will of the others trying to run him off, follows like a lost dog. Upon arrival into village the people cower in fear and flee to their homes. The samurai are offended and demand an explanation. At that moment an alarm is sounded and the people are run to the safety of the six samurai that are there and beg for them to protect them. No attack occurs and we see Kikuchiyo stepping away from the alarm he has raised a false alarm. He rebukes the cowardly villagers for running to the samurai for aid after first failing to welcome them to the village. Soon thereafter the training begins and the village prepares to go under siege to fight against the bandits.

One of what I feel is one of the world's most important films. If you're wanting to get into samurai films this is the one to start with. The film is carried across because, of the compelling story and the brilliant character acting of the cast. It's just amazing how well this film plays out, you'd think these actors had been previous samurai. One of my favorite scenes and favortie aspects of the film is Toshiro Mifune's character. This is the start of where my fan craze of him began. He portrays so many emotions in this film it's incredible. A joking wanderer who pesters the other samurai at the start of the film who goes on only to prove he's a very well thought out individual and intelligent. To see him break down into tears over the fact that he was once a farmer like the villagers he was protecting. Kurosawa saw something so incredibly blistering in Mifune and I'm glad to see that he rode with it and had him in a number of his films to come.

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Friday, June 19, 2009

Fat Girl



Fat Girl, the story of my life some (Nathan) would say. But, untrue though venturing through this film I can't help but find myself in a minimal notation sort of feeling some of her pain. It was actually quite painful to watch this because, this for everyone is a very harmful stage of a persons life to your psyche. Honestly, it especially happens when I'd see her piling food on her plate that towered over the rest of the others food or, getting a banana split when others are having coffee. Need I say some people have been in those situations? I know I have and I'm glad that awkwardness is gone. What provoked me to watch this finally is that recently I have been assessing my fatness and am actually doing something about it. It's a miracle that everyone seems so reluctant to try called, exercise. It really is a good feeling to feel all the sweat dripping away from you and know that it's like, "Rock it's dripping away" though I know that's not the whole process. 'The Burn' sets in and that's when it really gets to kicking.

Anaïs (Anaïs Reboux) and her older sister, Elena (Roxane Mesquida), are on vacationing in a seaside beach town of France become bored at home and wander out into town for beverages. On the way the girls talk about their virginity and Elena promiscuous behavior with her boyfriends. The two walk to an outside and they meet a young law student named, Fernando (Libero De Rienzo), who invites them to sit with him since the place is crowded. Elena and Fernando become very interested in one another and begining making out in front of Anaïs while she eats a banana split. Later, Fernando comes to the girls home to meet the parents and later sneaks into the bedroom where Anaïs and Elena sleep. Pretending to be asleep, Anaïs watches the whole episode while the two fondle each other and Fernando tries to convince Elena to have sex. She is reluctant at first but, Fernando explains to Elena that if he doesn't get what he wants from her he'll have no other choice but, to alleviate himself with the use of another girl. Elena is eventually talked into having anal sex as a proof of 'love' to Fernando. The two wake in the morning to learn that Anaïs was awake during it all and the two feel violated and Elena is infuriated and slaps Anaïs out of anger and calls her a bitch.

The story about half way appeals to me I guess along the means of being a childhood fatty and then trying to do everything my older sibling did. The sisterly bond is both excruciating and rewarding at the times it is necessary. The two reminisce about the old days and share their thoughts with one another while just a few short moments ago they were at one another's throats. Anaïs views on her virginity are totally adjacent to her elder sisters whom thinks that one should lose their virginity to someone they love and feel connected to, Anaïs on the other hand believes the first time should just be lost to some 'nobody' just to get it over with. I'm positive these kinds of things are harder on girls with all the pressure put on by peers and especially boys, hormones in guys being much more physically driven opposed to girls hormones usually leaning more towards emotional points of view. But, in Anaïs' case not so much I guess. The film definitely shift gears and it wasn't what I was (or for anyone else) thinking it was going to end up as. The ending is well worth watching this film if anything. Otherwise it's an extremely awkward film pertaining to those who have had, or have, weight problems because it might bring to the surface some of your own old bad memories.

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Tuesday, June 16, 2009

1984



As we all know and as usual George Orwell's book 1984 is always listed in most everyone's top favorite books. The book is an astonishingly shocking look into what Orwell thought that the future held and to my freight I could see bits and pieces out of the book that had actually happened with similar occurrences in real life today. One of them being the idea of using children as 'spies'. according to an article I read, UK children were going to be shown a video on how to spot a terrorist when they see one so they can report them to the authorizes. The book is nothing short of a masterpiece and the only reason I think a film was made out of the book is usually so they can get people to read the book or, at least that's what I try to tell myself. But, as always it's usually hard to take such a controversial and compelling book and make it into film.

In a totalitarian government run future, the people of what use to be called, Europe, now Oceania, has been waging war against Eurasia. The crumbling population of London are left to work under war conditions with rations and curfews while the Ministry of Truth and the poster boy for the ministry, Big Brother, keep an open eye on their every detail. and the Ministry of Truth watches their every move to make sure there is no traitor amidst in their numbers. Winston Smith (John Hurt) is one of the working few that keep the system going strong in it's everyday routine. Winston follows along with the daily routine as though he is a supporter of the Ministry and an ally of Oceania but, inside his soul is wrenched in turmoil and hatred towards Big Brother and the Ministry documenting everything in his journal that he bought of a antiques launderer. Winston starts to become what is called a 'thought-criminal'. One day, Winston begins to a notice a young woman named Julia (Suzanna Hamilton) watching him and being in his area more and more often and thinks that she is a spy for the Thought Police and becomes paranoid and imagines killing her. The woman confronts Winston and slips him a concealed note spelling out the message, "I love you" and telling him where to meet her. The two meet face to face in a forest outskirts area meant for hiking and immediately make love. The two begin to fall in love and share deep thoughts with one another about their past, future ambitions, and the hate of the government they both share.

The film more or less plays out more fixated on the story of Winston and Julia than it actually digs into the main plot and meaning of that the book does. It more or less skims the surface of the message Orwell was wanting to get out. It only starts to become most psychological towards the ending of the film. Basically, in this case the book is a much stronger medium for what this story sends across to the one interested in it. It was a love story on top of the world George Orwell had created where as in the book, the love between Winston and Julia was like an act of anarchy and symbolism of real love that could still exist even in the bleakest hours of the human race. You felt more compelled and emotionally attached to Winston and Julia because it was more personal. The film even skipped over the more important aspects of the book that maybe would have shed some more light on the actually film for folks that didn't fully understand it. I know that some cases like with books such as Trainspotting, A Clockwork Orange, or the Shinning, it's an entirely different medium but, in the case of 1984 , it didn't work out. I honestly think the film adaptation of Animal Farm was better than this one. Some of the images they brought to life like the ever watchful eyes of Big Brother was a definite good touch but the rest was just a failed 80s grit film attempt to make another forgettable piece of work.

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Monday, June 15, 2009

The Machine Girl



I had discovered this film in one of my Rue Morgues. I hadn't ever found the time to get around reading it's article but, I read the highlights and the shots they had in the article were very intriguing. Soon after, I had heard of the film by the same team Tokyo Gore Police and God, what a sight that film turned out to be. So, I kind of went backwards with these creators films but, I don't honestly inflicted any thought block to which one would turn out to be better than the other. But, in all honestly I prefered Tokyo Gore Police
just because of the shear fact that this film was whacked out of it's fucking mind. Literally, not to say that the Machine Girl
was a bad film it was actually very original, as most Japanese films are, and incredibly entertaining. Not to mention the Japanese girls they get to play in this film are mind-blowingly cute.

Ami (Minase Yashiro) and her younger brother, Yu (Ryôsuke Kawamura) are orphaned after their parents are accused of being murderers and take their own lives due to the allegations appointed against them. Ami and Yu continue to live on their own and continue with life on their own. Yu asks Ami to borrow some money for a new game and in return promises he'll do his chores and hers until he pays her off and Ami agrees. Yu and his friend, Takeshi runs off with the money to a young Yakuza heir, Sho (Nobuhiro Nishihara), who is holding his dignity and self pride for ransom and demands payment for no reason whatsoever and instead of the money he demands Ami so she can work as a whore in his fathers brothel. Sho wants nothing more than to see the suffering of Yu unfold. Yu becomes increasingly upset and Ami begins to notice but, Yu refuses to tell her what is the matter. The following day Ami tries to follow Yu but, it stopped short by a gang that tries to rape her and keep her from following Yu. Meanwhile, Yu and Takeshi confronts Sho and tries to defeat him to defend his sister and keep her from become Sho's sex slave. Sho and his thugs overpower Yu and Takeshi and throw them over a ledge, murdering them. Yu catches up to where Yu was going only to find him sprawled on the ground dead. Yu immediately seeks revenge on her brothers killers and finds her way to the house of Ryûji Kimura (Kentaro Shimazu), Sho father, in order to kill Sho. Yu is captured and slowly tortured by Sho's father and mother. In the process Yu's left arms is accidentally hacked off by a samurai sword and is left alive to be further tortured in the morning. During the night Yu escapes and runs to a garage that was owned and run by Yu's friend Takeshi's parents and passes out where she is found later by the parents. Takeshi's parents learn the truth behind their sons death and vow revenge along with Ami and train her to become strong and defeat the Kimura family. As, a final present from them they create her a new grafted arm that is a machine gun so she can kick more ass.

The girl that is classified as being machine isn't fully machine she does make up for it with the machine gun arm so the title is a bit misleading. Truly a porno for the ones whom are gore freaks though not as gory as it's successor Tokyo Gore Police for sure. I really enjoy what these guys are doing in terms of film the films are very disgustingly gorgeous both in thought and execution as far as imagination goes. Everything from Tempura fried arms to a human finger sushi these guys have it all. The film is loaded with black humor and the acting talent that the cast lets off is very impressive given the nature of the film and in similar American made films that try and capture the gory and the zany the acting is half-assed and not given that big of a shit about. This film actually could do for a sequel which is usually common but, it isn't likely to see one. Knowing this film exists and Tokyo Gore Police makes me excited to wonder what this group is going to put out later in the years to come. It's a truly popular genre to see such manga type stroies be made into film like most of Takeshi Miike's work. And as the fad goes along the more original these stories become and the more they seem to move away from being based on previously written mangas.

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Sunday, June 14, 2009

From Hell



For years, I had put off seeing this film due to no other reason than procrastination. It came out shorty before my point of interest in serial killers and among all of them I guess Jack the Ripper was the one where most of my interest ensued. There's something so devilish about the Ripper in the facts that he was never caught, he kept a morbid interest and fear wrapped around the people in London at the time, and the ever so famous Tusk letter with the return address, "From Hell". Sadly, I hadn't realised that the film was based off the graphic novel by the same name by author Alan Moore (Watchmen, V for Vendetta, Constantine, etc.). I'd always imagined this film as being extremely violent because of the story of Jack the Ripper but, I guess it was just as violent as the actual real-life story played out to be. I hear that this film had originally been set up for an NC-17 rating but, to my knowledge it has never seen the light of day.

The story is set in 1888 London and follows Mary Shelly (Heather Graham) and her group of prostitutes try to scrounge by on the filth ridden streets of Whitechapel in order to pay off man named Benjamin Kidney (Terence Harvey). Kidney threatens the well being of the girls and puts a demand on his money. The girls are entwined in worries that they will not make the deadline to pay Kidney off when their married friend Ann offer to ask for the money from her husband while the girls watch her little girl . Shortly after, Ann and her husband are kidnapped by a group of secret individuals linked to Anns husband. Shortly after, the girls one by one are picked off and brutally hacked into pieces. The London police department assign Peter Godley (Robbie Coltrane) who immediately seeks the help of Inspector Frederick Abberline (Johnny Depp). Abberline is a known psychic who is also an opium addict who has had his fair share of bad luck in his past. The two persist to work together to unravel who the murderer known as, Jack the Ripper, who continues to claim the lives of Mary's friends. Abberline suspects that the killer is a butcher or some trained or retired surgeon of some sort and seeks the guidance and professional outlook of William Gull (Ian Holm). As Abberline digs further into his clues that he gathers from Gull and other murder he begins to unravel something even larger containing secrets involving the Free Masons and learning that Ann's husband was actually a descendant of the Royal Family and that their baby girl is the rightful heir to the throne of England and soon becomes somewhat of a target himself.

In a large way, I was let down by this film. Nine years of anticipation and it wasn't as good as I had hoped for. It was a good idea but, nearly all of Alan Moore's stories are amazing conceptions. I can now see why Moore didn't put his name on it or any of his work made into films. Not only was the story meant to be told through the median of comics but, it wasn't that well made of a film. Moore's idea to tie in real life occurrences and myth were brilliant. For example the whole conception that he did with the Free Mason being lead by Queen Victoria, trying to cover up the fact that the heir to the Throne was born out of the Royal Family to they could assume control over everything. And I'm sure it got a lot more attention in the book, in fact I think they could have left it out of the film entirely, was the cameo of Joseph Merrick the Elephant Man (Anthony Parker). It was a neat idea to throw that in there but, not in the film. I film actually had me worried that after seeing it I wasn't going to have any more interest in reading the graphic novel but, thankfully it didn't spiral too far down the hole to lose the grasp of my interest. There wasn't a whole lot likeable about the film it was more or less just a whole that it crammed to much into one setting and after hearing about how the novel was written it just seemed like the film could have been twice as compelling as it was made out.

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Friday, June 12, 2009

A Clockwork Orange



As I grow older I often find myself thinking back to my first occurrences with A Clockwork Orange. I'd viewed it at a very young age and I remember seeing it and not fully understanding it very well but, I do remember thinking about it a lot after seeing it and having some fascination with the character, Alex DeLarge. This wasn't my very first violent film but, it was among one of the most intriguing as it would for most young adults during any generation. Though it doesn't have the same effect on kids as it did when it was first released, sprawling out gang violence and anarchy in the UK (Sex Pistols referral not intended), it still fuels that angst in teens everywhere with the urge to spit in an instructors face or, damage public property what have you. This film in a way I feel developed into an unofficial angst of teenage daydreaming turned into a nightmare for older generations. I can only imagine as a new wave of youth floods the earth when I'm in my fifties and kids having watched this and it having the same effect and how scared I will be of younger more vibrant spirits wielding chains and 2x4's ready to beat me into a bloody pulp.

The film starts out with a close-up of our 'hero', Alex DeLarge (Malcom McDowell), and it slowly zooms out revealing his three 'droogs' all savoring a nice glass of 'vitamin enriched' milk. As the camera zooms out further and the room unravels onto the screen we are listening to Alex's opening monologue, "There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence." We soon after are welcomed into the world of an every day's night in the life of these four spirited young men as they mock an old homeless drunk on the sidewalk and then presume to bludgeon him to death continue on to an old broken down theater to battle a rival gang who were preparing to rape a young girl and finish up the night by stealing a Durango 95 to drive out to the desolate country side of London to break into the house of an elderly man and his young wife restrain the man and force him to watch as they take turns raping the poor woman to the tune of Alex's rendition of 'Singing in the Rain.' Later, the quartet decide to rob an old woman who owns a dairy farm for her money. Alex, breaks in to confront the lady and are intertwined in a short played battle where Alex horribly wounds the woman with a large penis sculpture. Alex runs out of the house where his droogs betray him and smash his face with a bottle of milk and leave him for the cops. Alex is taken to jail where he learns his victim has died from her wound and is given a prison sentence. During his term Alex is taken from prison and transfered over to a medical establishment where doctors begin to do a series of tests of a new drug to annihilate the will to choose between good and evil.

Though a different medium from the novel by Anthony Burgess I can't help but, think that the book a bit more effective or disturbing due to the sole fact that in the book, Alex is only 14 years old or so. Stanley Kubrick, as with all his films, delivered an acquiescent slab of colossal sized cinema to ripen with age as it ventures into the future. To me watching his films is like looking at the work of Leonardo Da Vinci or Van Gogh. A Clockwork Orange is such a lasting film to anyone who witnesses it. Laced with controversy even to this day it still is known as one of the few films that your parents refuse you to watch. I remember loaning my friend, Sarah, my copy because she wasn't allowed to watch it but, had recently read the novel. I adore the usage of music in this film. The brilliant musical score of Wendy/Walter Carlos which brings a fresh sound of decay to the atmosphere of the film's setting spliced with the usage of classical pieces by Beethoven who some even consider to be a renegade of music in his time is the perfect blend to the ravishing destructive mind of Alex. The film all around just had a dreary type of attraction to it, and had a very different approach to typical 'science fiction' stories. I guess most people label it under that category but, this is just one of those I don't wish to slap a label on. The metaphoric disembowelment that it generated about the on going fear that the next coming generation will be leaving the world in ruins and the tampering of human morality depicting a being with an organic outside for the rest of the world to view and a mechanical monster on the inside with no feelings of doubt or remorse. And controlled behavior as scientists try to stabilise the methods of psychology with mind controlling drugs and exercises. Not to mention the hidden humor that nearly no one seems to notice. A very different type of film for it's time and to this day is still way ahead of its self.

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Thursday, June 11, 2009

Drag Me to Hell



So, I'm starting off this blog with a movie that I've been jabbering over for the past week since I've seen it. Once in a while a good horror movie will come out in theaters and surprisingly will be good (The Descent, Quarantine, Let the Right One In). But, the old school horror directors haven't been hitting the old pars that they use to and some of the new ones are kind of making the masters of horror show their age. That isn't the case with Sam Raimi since the return of his 20 plus year hiatus from the horror circuit with Drag Me to Hell. I had my doubts at first but, still like the horror nerd I am was highly anticipating it since the recent success of the Spider-man trilogy. Drag Me to Hell was actually a pleasant fright to have thrown at an individual with such scepticism.

The film starts with tale of a Mexican family who's small son has stolen a silver necklace from a gypsy woman and in return has placed a horrible curse on the boy which he begins seeing manifestations of demons and spirits coming after him. The family seeks the help of a known medium/psychic to reverse the spell and free their son of his torment. During the seance in order to cast the spell out, the family and psychics actions are cut short by paranormal forces that throw the boy of a stairwell on the ground below. The floor begins to tear open and hands reach from below to grasp the boy and drag him down into Hell. A few decades pass and we meet Christine Brown(Allison Lohman) who works as a loan officer for a bank firm that is eager to get the assistant manager. One day an elderly woman named, Mrs. Ganush (Loma Raver), who is seeking a third extension on her home loan goes to Christine for help. In hopes of ensuring her position as assistant manager she denies Mrs. Ganush the third extension, thus causing her to beg to Christine for help. Christine becomes frightened and ends up having her escorted out of the building. Later that evening while Christine is leaving for the day, Christine is attacked by Mrs. Ganush in the car port where she tears off one of Christine's button and whispers, "Lamia" forging the curse upon Christine. Christine seeks condolence from her boyfriend Clay (Justin Long) and shorty after begins seeing horrible images that only she appears to be seeing. She seeks the help of a local psychic who tells her fortune and sees that she has had a curse placed upon her soul. Clay seems sceptical and thinks Christine is only experiencing post-traumatic stress and doesn't believe their is a curse and they leave the psychic. As the days go on the manifestations become generally stronger and more violent. Christine returns to the psychic he tells her more about the curse and that on the third the day the manifestations stop and the one with the curse is dragged down to Hell for all eternity. Christine then sets upon the mission to try and reverse the curse in anyway possible to go as far as dabbling in ancient rituals to trying to pass the curse of to someone else while dealing with the ever growing horror which presides around her.

I heard from my friend, Martin, that this film was debuting at the 2009 Cannes Film Festival and I sort of wondered as of to why. With all the shit coming out today and the reputation that Raimi built himself with the Spider-man movies and producing the American versions of the Grudge with his production team Ghost House, I questioned if this was Cannes material. On top of it all, it was PG-13. But, still, hope is the last thing to die. I still had faith that Raimi would make a triumphant return and believe it or not it was better than I anticipated. Not since the original Evil Dead trilogy have I seen such a well balanced meal of gritty in your face horror and a tolerable dose of slapstick/gross-out humor. The recurring gag of something nasty always finding it's way towards Christine's mouth never gets old through out the whole movie or, the constant repetition between Mrs. Ganush and Christine where a chunk of hair always gets torn from Christine's scalp. It's almost equivalent to watching to two long time rivals having it out back and forth against one another as if it's a routine occurrence. The comedy never overwhelms the fact that this is a good old fashion horror flick the scares are just as good as the humor. The tense moments never die down and strike at the least possible moments and are thrown in at times when other horror films haven't really put them before. One important ingredient in the recipe for a horror film is just that element of surprise in all the un-designated places where you'd least expect a scare. What I liked most about it was that Raimi brought back the nostalgia of the trademark Evil Dead insignia at one scene in the movie where the dead embody the living and we hear the classic liners pertaining to the swallowing of souls and the contorted faced, pupil-less, hovering mounds of Hell that shocked our psyches those 20 years ago return. The film runs a good length too where it doesn't drag on or, doesn't move too fast the story shows it was well thought out and wasn't some rushed together thing. Sam Raimi and his brother, Ivan wrote the story together and clearly didn't want to make the return to the genre a flop. The story written actually gives me the thoughts that this would be along the lines of something that could have come out of Italy during the 60s or 70s gothic horror. The fact it was PG-13 didn't even dwindle the enjoyment of it any. Teens want to go to a horror flick to get scared and this was both a good scare flick for little acne infested teens as well as something that would be revered at some as pristine as the Cannes Film Festival. Thanks Sam Raimi for not fucking this up.

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